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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Simpons Jihad

Fark.com recently ran one of the usual photoshop threads. This photoshopping is much more dangerous than the usual, because the theme was "Sitcom situations for Mohammed". Here at Crow Violation, our distinguished judging panel (consisting of... me) has given awards for the two best photoshops. The lucky winners will receive a free subscription to Crow Violation.

And without further ado, the winners are:






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Thursday, February 09, 2006

A Month of Jihad: Day 9

Pakistan: A mob burned two movie theaters after some Korans were found in a sewer.

A suicide bomber killed at least 10 Shiites who were celebrating Ashura, the holiest day in their calender. Shiite mobs later destroyed cars and shops in retaliation.

Israel: Members of the Temporary International Presence in Hebron (TIPH) were forced to leave the city due to continuing violence over the Danish cartoons.

Afghanistan: Cartoon riots continue here as well, with 3 killed and 27 wounded in the last few days.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

A Month of Jihad: Day 7

Thailand: At least six suspected Muslim terrorists shot dead two policemen at a market in Yala province, then gunned down a paramilitary officer who opened fire in retaliation, officials said.

Iran: The cartoon jihad continues. Hundreds of angry protesters hurled stones and fire bombs at the Danish Embassy in the Iranian capital Monday to protest publication of caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad. The Austrian Embassy was also attacked, just for good measure.

Afghanistan: Suicide Bomber kill 13

Israel: Hezbollah has repeatedly attacked border posts near Shabaa farms in the last few days. The terrorists claim that Israeli soldiers killed a shepherd just inside Lebanon.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

A Month of Jihad - Day 2

Thailand: Three bomb attacks kill three in Thai Muslim south

India: Police have arrested a suspect in an attack on Bangalore's Science Institute. He is linked to Islamic terrorists in Kashmir.

Israel: Hamas leader: We will not sell our people or principles for foreign aid. The main principle being its determination to destroy Israel.

More violent threats over cartoons. Armed men in Gaza surrounded EU offices and threatened to kidnap foreigners unless European governments cracked down on newspapers that printed the Mohammed cartins.

The Netherlands: Theo van Gogh's killer was in court on more terrorism charges. He said that he felt "honored" that prosecutors would compare his philosophy to Osama bin Laden's.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

A Month of Jihad

This post is a daily chronicle of jihad for the month of February, 2006. Too many Westerners focus just on Islam's violent campaign in Iraq, and of course they blame even that on the United States. I want this to serve as a reminder that radical Islam is at war with all infidels, that the war is worldwide, and that the attacks happen just about every day. To that end, I will collect daily news about Islam's war - everywhere except Iraq.

February 1
Israel: Six Kassam rockets were launch toward Israel from the Gaza strip. They damaged several cars.

A border policeman was seriously wounded and Islamic Jihad fugitives killed on Tuesday afternoon in a gun battle that erupted in Arabe south of Jenin. Members of the border police's elite anti-terror unit were carrying out an operation to nab fugitives planning suicide bomb attacks in Israel.

Lebanon: Lebanese Police have uncovered attempts by al Qaeda to move into Lebanon. Several terror recruits were arrested, and admitted that they were planning attacks on Lebanese infrastructure.

Iran: In the ongoing furor over Danish cartoons, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Wednesday that the Muslim nations will deal heavy blow to those who ventured into blaspheming Prophet Mohammad. The article notes that under Islamic law, the penalty for blaspheming the Pedophilic Prophet is death.